I was wondering when Activision was planning on returning to the dual pistol-wielding line cook from that live-action Call of Duty: Black Ops commercial. Welcome back, old friend. Things have escalated since we last met.

What we have here is a quick look at the five new maps coming to the Xbox 360 by way of the Escalation map pack, due out on May 3. We've seen snippets of them before, but this time they're backed by The Rolling Stones' Gimme Shelter and sandwiched between live-action diner drama. When he pulled out those dual orders, I nearly cried with job. Forget Buffy and Freddy, I want to play this guy.