You have no idea how many press releases we see on a daily basis. From big companies, small companies, people selling iPhone games, people selling things that (purport!) to make your dick grow bigger. I've never had one read to me before, though.

And I wish I had. It makes all the CAPS and TMs and THIS FALL a little easier to digest.

This is a press release for the game 999, from the charmingly boutique Aksys Games. It's being read by Ben Bateman.

Activision, EA, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft...actually, anyone who sends out press releases, this would be a great idea to capitalise upon/borrow/steal. Maybe even do a little localised flair by hiring British and Japanese readers when applicable.

[via Tiny Cartridge]