Evidently, crap will be a missile weapon when Duke Nukem Forever releases - quite ironic for a game that's spent 14 years unable to shit or get off the pot.

I have no problem with toilet humor, I can deal with the sight of turds and I can handle, conceptually anyway, someone throwing them around. I can pretend a Baby Ruth is a big ol' log and bite off the end and still go about my business. But whatever that gratuitous ... slurping is in this Duke Nukem Forever video just grossed me right the fuck out.