Cat's out of the bag, folks. Kevin Butler is not really PlayStation's vice president of everything from First Person Shooter Relations to Rumor Confirmation. He is, in fact, the actor Jerry Lambert, who played quite the cringe-inducing straight man in the most recent episode of Showtime's "Shameless" on Monday.

KB, under the auspices of being helpful, urges Karen to give it up at her purity ball, with disastrous results, as you may see here.

We've reached out to Sony Computer Entertainment America for comment but were told this is a family matter.

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