"Every day, someone is killed by a total fucking bullshit tomahawk throw in Call of Duty: Black Ops. These are senseless cheesedick bullshit kills. Tragically, we are now even seeing three-way bank shots on Havana. And the killers are free to spam another tomahawk throw right after that.

"Decent human beings could never say they meant to do this kind of bitch-ass shit. Won't you join Fight Against Tomahawk Spam? Stand up, be counted, send the message: Fuck that shit."

[sent in by the perpetrator, Jake S.]