I don't care which players are playing which side in this new trailer for THQ's Homefront; when a White Castle goes up in flames, everybody loses.

We don't have White Castle here in Georgia, so I'm forced to pretend to care about video game events held in states that do house the fine establishments in order to get my fix. We have Krystal down here, often described as the Southern equivalent to White Castle. That is a lie. Whoever says that is probably going to hell.

As is anyone that tries to blow up a White Castle on my watch when the game hits PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 on March 15.