Ashley's dog broke her Xbox 360 while she was in the middle of playing Dead Space 2. That's usually grounds for a sob story, but this one has a happy ending.
The clumsy pooch knocked over her console - which was standing vertically - while Dead Space 2 was in it, ruining both the machine and the game inside.
We'll spare her the "I told you so's" related to standing an old Xbox 360 upright under any circumstances, let alone with a dog running around.
Anyway, after posting about the incident on Twitter, Ashley received a little package in the mail: a replacement copy, signed by the development team, and a custom piece of art admonishing the dog for its console-breaking deeds.
All's well that ends well! Well, except for the countless thousands of other people who have lost games in these circumstances. You guys are shit out of luck.