Nothing says serious business like a slow pan through a minutely detailed diorama set to moody music.
A little projectile vomiting? A hot dog on a stick, shoved through a guy? A fireball about to enter an orifice? How can that hurt?
Thanks for the Bulletstorm-laughs People Can Fly and Epic, now deliver a fantastic shooter or people will be coming for you.
How did we come upon this video, you ask? Why thanks to a morning delivery on our doorstep of a dirt-packed wooden box and super-tiny briefcase packed with the fixins for my favorite drink.
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