To: Luke From: Crecente Re:

You've never been to CES. You should count yourself lucky. There's a line for everything at this show. I used the bathroom and had to wait in line for a stall, then to wash my hands, then to dry them. Seriously. And the internet, whether you use WiFi, an EVDO, or press access, is abysmal at best. Of course there are all of the bars and food to offset the lines, so I guess it's a wash in the end.

What you missed
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The Portable Laptop That Might Make PC Gaming On-The-Go Work
Gaming Technology Helps India Prepare For Terrorist Attacks
A Quick Look At Fable III Playing on the PC
They're Selling Comics on the iPad the Wrong Way
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