As we trudge through the myriad of gadgets, gizmos, reasons to spend, reasons to weep for humanity, we keep coming across these head-scratchers.

Yesterday it was the EN-V doing deep, squat-thrusts in an empty parking lot. Today? Today, it's this trio of performers paid to stand still and occasionally move slowly.

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