You know the rules (three of four, at least). Follow them and enter your comment below to win our Fallout New Vegas neon sign.
The first entrant to do all four of the required contest tasks — and who we can confirm lives in the contiguous 48 United States — wins. Entries will only be considered if they are submitted as comments below this post. In the event of a tie, Kotaku's editorial team will pick our favorite of the tied entries.
So you know the first three rules, right?
The fourth rule of this ridiculous contest: Write a 5-7-5 haiku about why you should win this sign.
UPDATE: Contest concluded. Looks like we have several people tied with the same timestamp. We will review the entries and announce a winner on Wednesday. Thank you to everyone who entered.