Mario is normally a bringer of joy. Of happiness. But not here. Wear this hoodie and you will bring naught but terror.
Though styled on the Baby Milo version of Nintendo's mascot, the result of a collaboration between Japanese clothing company Bathing Ape and the video game powerhouse, these shirts don't look legit. Mostly because they're $40 and not $400.
And that is all I am going to write about these, because I cannot stand to look at them a second longer.