The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can argue all they want, there is only one true answer to the question of who gets the health-giving pizza in Turtles in Time.

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That answer, of course, is whoever gets there first. This philosophy got me punched more than once as I was growing up, but I stood by it, which is how I became the type of man I am today: A gigantic asshole.

Dorkly Bits: TMNT Argue Over Pizza [Dorkuly]