The president of Nintendo of America and I have something in common: Neither of us has ever played the Virtual Boy, the odd virtual-reality Nintendo gaming goggles that flopped in the 90s. We haven't, so the Virtual Boy needs you.
See, once in a while here on Kotaku we write about the upcoming Nintendo 3DS system and maybe mention that you will be able to download Game Boy games to it. When we do this, some Kotaku readers wonder and wish for the ability to download Virtual Boy games. The 3DS does immersive no-glasses 3D, you reason. Surely, there's got to be a Virtual Boy store coming? Or at least there should be?