If you thought that Fallout: New Vegas unboxing was sexy, then you've not seen anything yet. A triumph of Call of Duty-themed manscaping awaits!

Felix sends us this dude's second unboxing video, and this time he's pulled out all the stops. He's got camouflage patterns shaved in his body hair. He's upgraded from McDonald's to Wendy's. He mentions Infinity Ward.

He is glorious. Even now I am pondering shaving my copious amounts of body hair in a salute to this man. What do you guys think of tiger stripes?