Vagina Shooter Scores Penis Enlargement

Zombie Cow Studio's vagina-based shooter Privates grows a pair and then some next year, when the free game finally gets its inevitable dick-based downloadable content.

Set loose upon an unsuspecting world last August, Privates took gamers on a horrific journey deep inside a woman's reproductive organs, controlling a crack squad of condom-headed commandos as they struggled to rid the orifice of sexually-transmitted diseases.

Next April the game finally gets the shaft.

"We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits," said Dan Marshall from Zombie Cow Studios. "We're also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character. It's not just more of the same, although it's DLC so clearly some of it's going to wind up pretty similar."

I'm mildly terrified.

You can grab the original game for free while waiting for the rise of the penis.