And now, thanks to Happy Wheels, I can live the dream.

Happy Wheels is what would happen if ExciteBike was run by Jackass, only instead of drinking horse juice and punching each other in the balls, they were losing limbs and endangering the lives of small children.

The game's running on a browser, so you can play right now, only make sure there's nobody overly sensitive around. There's a lot of blood and body parts flying around the place.

[Happy Wheels, via GSW]