This Sonic doesn't kiss a girl. Which for many of you may actually be a disappointment.

Those realising that the ancient art form of burlesque is classier than that, though, should enjoy this little routine, which is about the most entertaining Sonic-related thing we've seen since the end of the 1990s.

Unless you're at work. Or there are small kids around. That'll just lead to awkward questions, so best save this one for a home viewing.

[via Dtoid]