While the rest of Noble Team were desperately trying to save the planet Reach from the Covenant, DJ Tubby Noble Six snuck off to check out the New Alexandria club scene.

DJ Hero 2 hits stores today, and Xbox 360 owners can forego the premade DJ characters in favor of using their Xbox avatars instead, which can lead to all sorts of interesting scenarios.

The depressing thing? DJ Tubby Noble Six is closer to my body type than any of the DJs included in DJ Hero 2, right down to the snausage fingers.

Look for our full DJ Hero 2 review later this week.