Gearbox Software's Randy Pitchford is taking Duke Nukem Forever on a world tour, with the randy action hero's first international stop being the recent Firstlook gaming convention in Amsterdam, where Dutch gamers got a sneak peek at Duke Nukem urinating.

Fortunately, gamers with high-definition cameras and mostly steady hands were in the crowd, filming it for all to see. If you missed Duke Nukem Forever's coming out party at PAX 2010—and missed our hands-on coverage of the recently revived DNF—you might want to see what all the fuss is about in this video.

The affable Pitchford offers a blow-by-blow description of what's happening on screen, from Duke taking a leak to Gearbox's Steve Gibson drawing extremely crude dicks on a whiteboard to Mr. Nukem getting a blow-by-blow of his own by two girls in uniform. Suffice it to say, this video borders on not safe for work!

Thanks, Morris!