On top of urging real dogs to attack them, Nintendo's Nintendogs + Nintencats for the 3DS will give children the false impression that cats give a damn about them. Check out some fresh screens from Nintendo's fanciful pet simulator.

Cats do not care about children, or anyone else for that matter. Cats are cute. The problem is cats know they are cute, and use that to their advantage. Once one looks beyond that overwhelming adorability, they discover that cats are pretty much jerks.

But not Nintencats! These are idyllic representations of cats. Cats as people imagine them to be, and not the arrogant assholes they actually are. I approve.

Nintendogs And Cats, Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Nintendogs And Cats, Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Nintendogs And Cats, Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Nintendogs And Cats, Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Nintendogs And Cats, Living Together, Mass Hysteria