When Duke Nukem Forever finally arrives next year, the erstwhile action hero will have spent 15 years in ass-kicking and gum-chewing limbo. Last week's contest asked everyone to imagine what he'd done in the meantime.

In CatsAkimbo's world, Duke saved CBS from a zillion dollars in FCC fines. Eight_Bit_Remix does what the comedy biz terms a "callback." Roth, paying attention, implements Asshole Dog for an automatic win. For some reason, Ransomlikescake's entry hit my funnybone. psykofaze gets in on incumbency and a current film reference.

Winners? hotcake goes back to a time when news photos were fun. OctaneHugo is deliberately trolling Chewblaha, but I like it. But ShakeelCaban summons the only excuse for this game taking so long, and is therefore crowned the winner.

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Thanks again and congrats to all who entered. See you in here tomorrow.

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