When Duke Nukem Forever finally arrives next year, the erstwhile action hero will have spent 15 years in ass-kicking and gum-chewing limbo. Last week's contest asked everyone to imagine what he'd done in the meantime.

In CatsAkimbo's world, Duke saved CBS from a zillion dollars in FCC fines. Eight_Bit_Remix does what the comedy biz terms a "callback." Roth, paying attention, implements Asshole Dog for an automatic win. For some reason, Ransomlikescake's entry hit my funnybone. psykofaze gets in on incumbency and a current film reference.

Winners? hotcake goes back to a time when news photos were fun. OctaneHugo is deliberately trolling Chewblaha, but I like it. But ShakeelCaban summons the only excuse for this game taking so long, and is therefore crowned the winner.

Thanks again and congrats to all who entered. See you in here tomorrow.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Alpha_PL

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Andy Roo Mac

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Bouchart

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

brockishard

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

CatsAkimbo

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Chinpokomon

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Cynical1

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Eight_Bit_Remix

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

hotcake

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

JGab

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

jojo1288

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Karljohan Pettersen

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Laodicea-Dude

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

OctaneHugo

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

plasticslug

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

psykofaze

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Ransomlikescake

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Roth

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

ShakeelCaban

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Stephen Ansell