When Duke Nukem Forever finally arrives next year, the erstwhile action hero will have spent 15 years in ass-kicking and gum-chewing limbo. Last week's contest asked everyone to imagine what he'd done in the meantime.

In CatsAkimbo's world, Duke saved CBS from a zillion dollars in FCC fines. Eight_Bit_Remix does what the comedy biz terms a "callback." Roth, paying attention, implements Asshole Dog for an automatic win. For some reason, Ransomlikescake's entry hit my funnybone. psykofaze gets in on incumbency and a current film reference.

Winners? hotcake goes back to a time when news photos were fun. OctaneHugo is deliberately trolling Chewblaha, but I like it. But ShakeelCaban summons the only excuse for this game taking so long, and is therefore crowned the winner.

Thanks again and congrats to all who entered. See you in here tomorrow.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Alpha_PL

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Andy Roo Mac

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Bouchart

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brockishard

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

CatsAkimbo

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Chinpokomon

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Cynical1

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Eight_Bit_Remix

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hotcake

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JGab

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jojo1288

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Karljohan Pettersen

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

Laodicea-Dude

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

OctaneHugo

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past Winners

plasticslug

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psykofaze

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Ransomlikescake

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Roth

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

ShakeelCaban

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Duke Nukem Past WinnersS

Stephen Ansell