The actual God of War movie will in all likelihood feature loads of darkness, blood, man nipples and scowling. This trailer for a fake movie has none of those, and is all the better for it.

It's the trailer for the God of War movie...if the God of War movie was an indie flick. And it's...perfect. The music, the tracksuit, the camera angles, the award nominations...all of it, perfect.

Sorry, Sony, for all the millions you're spending on brining the real Kratos to the big screen, I think I'd now rather see this one instead. Especially since it sticks to the story so closely, something a Hollywood adaptation will no doubt struggle with.

God of War Movie Trailer [Gamervision]