Man, have I lost touch with the Transformers. I never knew they had an evil dinosaur that could transform into a city. When the hell did they start doing that?

That's Trypticon, at least, it's how he appeared on Cybertron in Transformers: War for Cybertron, due out June 22. Here's the game's E3 trailer.

My favorite Transformer was that dumbass Great Space Coaster Decepticon, what's his name- Astrotrain. He was, when you think about it, as useless as a third buttcheek. Let's see, he's a robot who can turn into the Space Shuttle - which is a glider without its rockets, remember - and then a choo-choo train without its track. Awesome!