Here's your first look at Killzone 3 in action! Sorry it's not in 3D. And sorry there's no sound. And sorry it looks like it was shot in a strip club.
Enough apologising, though, because we didn't film this.
Some guy did, obviously without Sony or Guerilla Games knowing about it, Sony did, then some guy got smart and blew it up full-sized, so while we must endure silence, red backlighting and a man in a stupid hat, we still get a half-decent look at the game in motion.
Are those new melee kills I see?