Dragon Punch Chun-Li Where It Counts With This Male SupplementS

This is Stree Overlord. It's a supplement for men aimed at helping with...yeah. And to help sell it, we have two of Street Fighter's most famous characters going at it hammer and tongs on the front of the box.

Sorry it's been censored, but what's going on under that fish should stay under that fish. I'm on the fence about covering that tongue of Ryu's, too, because it's creeping me out.

Don't know what Stree Overlord is? Allow the product's makers, Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy Export Ltd. to explain, with a little background:

In the beginning, before the Shogun were dominating Japan, the Overlords were dominating women with Fierce Intensity during sexual intercourse. This intensity was spoken under cover for years among women who craved multiple orgasms, men with endurance of machine and an Iron Beam between their legs.

That's an old tale. How, then, does a shady modern "pharmaceutical" company know the secret of the Iron Beam?

For centuries the scroll of Stree Overlord had been lost since the night of Stree's death until Ho Jun Kim found the scroll in the attic his house in present day, Southern Japan.

Sometimes destiny wins!!!

Ho Jun was a pharmacist and a very successful businessman. In a flurry of curiousity, Ho Jun replicated the Fierce Intensity once controlled by the Overlords of Northern Japan. Within 20 minutes time, Ho Jun Kim could feel the power of the Overlord Fierce Intensity. Immediately, he knew there was a way he could help all men please they're women. Ho Jun sold the formula to the Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy with one stipulation, they call their new product…Stree Overlord; in memoriam to the protector.

Ah, of course.

What this has to do with Street Fighter, aside from cheap and illegal product recognition, is anyone's guess. I love that Iron Beam is capitalised, though.

[thanks for the pic, t3chDzyn!]

Dragon Punch Chun-Li Where It Counts With This Male SupplementS