NaturalMotion's Backbreaker might not have the official NFL license like Madden does, but who needs that when you've got the tools to make the football team of your dreams at your fingertips? I'm going to call mine the Atnalta Falchions!

I am both excited and filled with dread at the options Backbreaker gives players for creating their own custom team. On one hand, I can see myself creating a pink and yellow Kotaku Kakesters team, which would be kind of cute. On the other hand, the first thought that sprung into my mind was how easy it would be to make a giant penis logo for the side of my helmet.

Creativity is certainly a double-edged penis sword.