In case you just joined us, Kotaku has only been around this century. And yes, it's always been based on a formula of baby-sick green and Amsterdam-hooker pink. But what if we'd been blogging in the last century?
It'd look a little something like this. Except substitute the headlines for ones involving the Sega Saturn, 3DO, my defunct X-Wing v Tie Fighter clan and, oh, I don't know, the latest Ultima game.
We can thank the Geocities-izer for this effect, which lets you enter any URL and see it mocked up like a mid-90's Geocities page. Now you've seen what we look like, it's time hit the internet, see what everything else looks like.