In today's action-packed episode of Speak-Up on Kotaku, Jayntampa, Rear Admiral Meatwad, T-DoggIsTheLick, and Doomsaber talk dirty Pokémon jokes, Donkey Kong's unfeeling nature, Capcom's PC games, and the buffest president ever.

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Speak-Up On Kotaku: Pokémon Thrills, Searching For Donkey Kong, Capcom PC, And Action ObamaS


A Barrel of Deceit

Jayntampa stumbles upon a sad truth - Donkey Kong is just not into you.

One of these is not like the other lol believe it or not, the odd one out DOES come up like that ...

It's true!

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Pokémon Thrills, Searching For Donkey Kong, Capcom PC, And Action ObamaS


Yes, it's old. No, I don't care, and neither does Rear Admiral Meatwad. It makes us laugh.

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Pokémon Thrills, Searching For Donkey Kong, Capcom PC, And Action ObamaS


Capcom's PC Business Disappoints?

T-DoggIsTheLick isn't too happy with Capcom's PC gaming initiative.

Capcom's strategy of establishing a foothold on the PC market is, at least the way I see it, weird and disappointing.

They're hyping up Dark Void, MotoGP 09/10 and Neopets for us. However, the fans want Super Street Fighter 4 and Resident Evil 5 Gold - neither of which they're willing to sell us.

How about listening to what the customers want if you want to make a buck, eh Capcom?

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Pokémon Thrills, Searching For Donkey Kong, Capcom PC, And Action ObamaS

The President, As You've Never Seen Him Before

Doomsaber points us to Hot Toys' latest creation, naked, androgynous President Obama.