Welcome to Kotaku Off Topic, in which nothing that was found in a bar by a drunken employee of a multi-billion dollar technology company must necessarily be discussed. The discussion is officially open.
The key takeaway from today's Gizmodo scoop—or whatever you want to call it—is that I have a new excuse to go to bars. I'll be researching stories. This is what we call a win-win. Fortunately, I'm going to Vegas this Wednesday, so I expect to return bogged down with scoops.