New iPhone? Pfft. How about three pairs of sweaty men humping kicking the crap out of each other? Wait! Wait! Calm down! Form an orderly line or you'll crash the Internet!

This is 45 seconds of mostly in-game footage from EA Sports MMA, featuring Jake Shields, whose entourage went all Sharks and Jets with Jason "Mayhem" Miller's people in a postfight interview on Saturday. I don't think that will be in this game.

Other combatants in this video are 'King Mo' Lawal, Gegard Mousasi, Dan Henderson, Shinya Aoki and Gilbert Melendez. EA Sports MMA will arrive in September