What Gets You Banned From Xbox Live Until The Year 9999?S

A concerned parent has apparently taken to the official 360 forums, looking for an explanation as to why his son had been banned from Xbox Live until the Year of our Lord, 9999. Microsoft was only too happy to oblige.

"Would be helpful if someone could enlighten me as to why he has been suspended until 31/12/9999 without notification" reads the plea from user TC57UK. Xbox Live enforcer XBLPET Whiskey was on-hand to provide said notification.

What Gets You Banned From Xbox Live Until The Year 9999?S

Priceless.

MY SON 2 [Xbox, via NeoGAF]