A Week In Comments

Green Day: Rock Band 's Full Track List
Comment by: Walking-Eye
Nominated by: NinjaMarion

Here is a little shorthand for everyone commenting on this and all future posts about music games. It covers 90% of the discussions.

I cant believe they made a game out of _______. They (sold out/weren't any good/wronged me personally) a long time ago. They should have picked_______. Just think how (metal/punk/classical/ post nu-punk proto-grungecore) that would be!

Modern Warfare Team Loses Two More Veterans [Update]
Comment by: Guru Smooth
Nominated by: puresewas1de

Activision is Cookie Monster.
Infinity Ward is a cookie maker.

Cookie Monster nommed the cookie then got a stomach ache. Cookie Monster blamed the head cookie makers for allegedly changing the recipes and selling bad cookies to him. The cookie maker accused Cookie Monster of not paying for the cookies.

Cookie maker is now making cookies for other people and Cookie Monster is mad and just started pimping his cookie makers, except those cookie makers are starting to move to the old cookie maker.

There's Nothing Wii Can't Sell in the Classifieds
Comment by: D-K
Nominated by: cokefan999

One would expect realtors to be somewhat more discrete concerning other people's properties..

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Product Placement Explained!
Comment by: ChaoticInfinityX
Nominated by: Roy_Campbell(That guy from Metal Ge

Snake: Dammit... I'm surrounded and out of rations. What's that shiny thing in the middle of the forest? What's a... Pep-si?

*cracks open the Pepsi*

Enemies: *!*
...

Snack? SNACK?! SNNAAAAACCCKK!!!!

What, Exactly, Is DRM?
Comment by: RedRaptor
Nominated by: Killer Toilet

Is not a gamer entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

No, says the modder, it belongs to the poor.

No, says the man at Activision, it belongs to Kotick.

No, says the man at the Pirate Bay, it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Steam.

A service where the artist would not fear the pirate,
where the player would not be bound by petty internet connections (usually),
where the lawful would not be constrained because of the thief..

And with the sweat of your brow, Steam can become your home for PC gaming as well.

Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package Arrives for PS3, PC in Early May
Comment by: Manly_McBeeferton
Nominated by: puresewas1de

"No word on pricing - ah hell, who are we kidding. This sucker in all likelihood will be $15, just like the Xbox 360 version. Enjoy."

Hey, they could surprise us.

It could be $20.

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