The iPad might not fit in your pocket, but you'll find there are plenty of places around your house you can store it safely, like in my pants.

Believe it or not, the first image in this gallery was by popular demand, perhaps hoping to create a set with Totilo's DSi XL picture. Unfortunately, while the rest of me is soft and giving, my ass is chiseled from granite. Yes, I just wrote "my ass is chiseled from granite." So rather than subject my iPad to that punishment, I went for a full frontal shot.

Check out the gallery below for several more appropriate places to stick your iPad.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


I bought them from Target.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


The iPad fits conveniently between your couch cushions.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


Store it with other popular and successful computer products!

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


Refrigerate after opening.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


My girlfriend's purse fits it perfectly. She shall never touch it.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


My netbook pouch fits it perfectly.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


My laptop backpack might be a bit too big.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


Yep, not fitting in the pocket.

Here's Where You Can Stick Your iPadS


Why not hide a tasteless purchase within a more tasteful one?