The iPad might not fit in your pocket, but you'll find there are plenty of places around your house you can store it safely, like in my pants.
Believe it or not, the first image in this gallery was by popular demand, perhaps hoping to create a set with Totilo's DSi XL picture. Unfortunately, while the rest of me is soft and giving, my ass is chiseled from granite. Yes, I just wrote "my ass is chiseled from granite." So rather than subject my iPad to that punishment, I went for a full frontal shot.