April Fool's Day usually means you can write off one day of that week to complete b.s., fakery, and hoaxes. But if anything, we had 20 percent more news than normal - discounting our own satire, of course.
Here's the past week in original reporting from the staff at Kotaku.
Suspected Game Code Thief Surrenders to Authorites
Gears of War Developer To Debut Next Game on Late Night
Suspected Game Code Thief On the Lam [Update]
The Grand Theft Auto 'Hot Coffee' Payout Checks Are In The Mail
iPad Games: The Ultimate Gamer's Guide to Apple's iPad
Xbox Live Director's Account Hacked! (Are You Next?)