While the singer desperately tries to make up for the absence of percussion, the PAX East Rock Band Freeplay stage is clearly in desperate need of a drummer.
I clearly remember there being a substantial line to play Rock Band at last year's Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle. Perhaps it's just too early in the day, or maybe the singer scared all of the drummers away. As I wandered off after catching this video, his tortured screams followed me down the hallway.
There is no way in hell I will be caught dead on that stage, no matter how wild the Kotaku party gets tonight.