Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver both come packed with the Pokéwalker, a nifty little device that promotes good health through Pokémon mastery. Then this lazy yet inventive individual comes along...

I know I shouldn't call the creator of the Pokéwalker cheat device lazy. For all I know he or she can't walk, and this is a way of overcoming some handicap that should be treated with inspirational music and an after school special, not my scorn.

Besides, this device might come in handy for a work-at-home writer like myself, who is right down there with trees in terms of time spent motile each day, and even then a strong breeze will carry the trees over the top.