In this week's thrilling episode of Speak-Up on Kotaku, Rear Admiral Meatwad, Nathan Obbards, Steve Rowland, and Trygle12 discuss t-shirts, Viewtiful Joe, commenting games, and the unofficial Andrew Ryan theme song.

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Speak-Up On Kotaku: Game Mash-Ups, T-Shirts, Singalongs, And Viewtiful Woes


Would You Like To Play A Game?

Nathan Obbards would like to play a little game with you.

Alright, time for a little game.

We did this with movies a little back over at Giz, but I think we should do it with video games now.

Take two titles and combine them where they have words in common and create a description about what the video game is about.

I'll start:
Mario Brothers In Arms - When two brothers are thrust into a world shattering conflict, they must stick together to secure the pipelines, crush their enemies, and rescue a princess. Along the way, the will fight bands of MG42 wielding and heavily armored bands of fuhrer Bowser's elite shock troops, Koopa Troopers. The only question is, will Operation Market Peach be a success?

Look what I found on VGBoxArt!

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Game Mash-Ups, T-Shirts, Singalongs, And Viewtiful Woes

Consider The Alternative

Rear Admiral Meatwad has his own ideas as to what a Kotaku t-shirt should look like.

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Game Mash-Ups, T-Shirts, Singalongs, And Viewtiful Woes


Come Back, Joe!

Steve Rowland begs Capcom for the return of a franchise that seems to have sputtered out before its time.

Dear Viewtiful Joe,

I miss you.
For a while there, we had something going on... what happened? Viewtiful Joe 1 & 2 were amazing, but then you changed.

Ever since clover closed down... you've been different. I got my hopes up when I saw you in the news the other day, but then I realized that you were a side character. Viewtiful Joe 3 can happen! You can save the earth for the 3rd and final time.

Please...

*wipes at tears*

Speak-Up On Kotaku: Game Mash-Ups, T-Shirts, Singalongs, And Viewtiful Woes


Let Me Clear My Throat

Direct from Trygle12, it's the Andrew Ryan theme song! Sing along, BioShock fans!

Are ya ready kids?

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

I can't hear you!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

OOOOOOOOOH

WHO LIVES IN A SKYSCRAPER UNDER THE SEA?
AN-DREW RY-AN!
ECCENTRIC AMBITIOUS AND MOUSTACHED IS HE!
AN-DREW RY-AN!
IF THE REST OF THE WORLD BE SOMETHING YA FEAR!
AN-DREW RY-AN!
COME DOWN TO RAPTURE IN A BATHYSPHERE!
AN-DREW RY-AN!

ANDREW RYAN!
ANDREW RYAN!
ANDREW RYAN!
AN-DREWWWWW RY-ANNNNNN!