This began Thursday, when I told McWhertor I'd heard that Alan Wake would be a playable character in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing. He said my joke was so obviously terrible its only use was as a 'Shop Contest premise.
That's where y'all come in. The game features Sega characters in addition to some platform specific cameos from other IPs. So who could possibly be a worse guest star for this game? Bald Bull? Lego Jango Fett? Max Payne? We don't have to worry about licensing or marketing in the Kotaku 'Shop Contest, we just make it happen.
Of course, feel free to use any image of this game you find elsewhere; those three are just for your convenience. Post your submissions in the comments; I and the starred commenters will check in to approve as many as we see. Next week I'll round up the 20 best and do it all over again. Happy shoppin'!