A person writes in to UK Daily Star sex advice columnist Just Jane. He's got some problems. He's dodging the consequences by playing Xbox. Jane says that's no good.

Apparently, Playing Xbox Is Not An Infidelity Solution

The problem: He was caught having sex with his boss' secretary in the boardroom, was fired, can't get the courage to confess any of this to his girlfriend, and so he pretends to go to work each morning but instead just goes to a friend's house and plays Xbox.

Really.

What would a professional advice columnist say to that?

JANE SAYS: Why waste time playing on your mate's game console when you could be out looking for another job?

As far as I can see you have only yourself to blame for this and you need to get a grip of the situation. You are burying your head in the sand and hoping the problem will go away.

Sacked For Having Sex [Just Jane]