It's Friday and it's time for the top 5 hottest Kotaku stories of the week. Warning: reading them may scorch eyebrows, eyelashes, and/or facial hair. Brought to you by Dante's Inferno. In Stores 02.09.10. Read 'em and burn after the jump.
2. Final Fantasy XIII On... The PS2? - 75,007 views
3. Woman Loses 112 lbs., Thanks Wii Fit - 74,683 views
4. The Replacements, Still Replaced in Video Games - 74,908 views
5. Metal Gear Solid: Rising's Raiden Has Changed - 56,737 views