Okay, perhaps not as beyond words as I initially thought. I'm just a big fan of hamsters in general, and haven't been able to keep one as a pet since my cat Rande ate the last one. The game features six different levels, from Japan to Egypt, 8 different guns, and more than 35 enemy types, including ninja squirrels.
Ninja squirrels! It's as if they crafted a game specifically for me. I'm going to go roll around in these screenshots while I wait for a release date.