Don't Get Any Blood On Your Game Saves

Proving once more than adding a knife to anything makes it better, Victorinox today announced a new line of Swiss Army knives featuring Bluetooth, remote controls and USB drives.

My favorite of the bunch, the Victorinox Secure comes with an LED mini white light, retractable ball point pen, knife, scissors, nail file, screwdriver, key ring and a removeable 32GB USB flash drive with biometric fingerprint recognition technology.

That's right, you can carry around your game saves and cut people all with the same bit of Swiss gadgetry.