You may already be aware of the foul-mouthed nature of Nier's skimpily dressed sidekick Kaine, but this new "trailer" for the Cavia-developed disaster-in-the-making should make it clear. Pull your head out of your goddamn ass and listen for yourself.

Look, I'm not sure if Cavia has some sort of dirt on Square Enix, but I'm not quite clear how Nier continues to exist as a product. Based on the negative impressions from my colleagues from E3 and Tokyo Game Show, not to mention my own hands-off time with the game at Gamescom, Nier seems like a game better quietly canceled than released.

But when the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 action adventure RPG does ultimately ship sometime in 2010, we'll give it a fair shot. As I've learned from watching this trailer, nothing is at it seems.