Rockstar Sends Brass Fortune Cookie, Word to Your MotherS

Sure, Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars has been out for a bit, but that didn't stop Rockstar from sending along copies of the game along with a bizarre fortune cookie.

Inside the swivel-hinged brass cookie were two fortunes along with fun, easy to learn Chinese. One taught me how to say fellatio (chui) (bao), and the other taught me how to say your mother (nei) (lo) (mo). Here's hoping you never hear both in the same sentence.