Six months after being submitted for approval, IUGO Mobile Entertainment's A.D.D. - a package of mini-games ranging from silly to straight-up tasteless, finally has been cleared for sale on Apple's iTunes App Store.
This is no small feat, as A.D.D.'s lite version - which was pulled back after three months because IUGO couldn't get an answer on the full version - featured body hair removal, peeing in the snow, butt cracks and other juvenile humor. It's only for sale to those 17 and up and carries a warning rap sheet longer than your arm:
Frequent/Intense Realistic Violence
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity
Frequent/Intense Simulated Gambling
Frequent/Intense Horror/Fear Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
The full title features 70 mini-games, all animated in the same zany style, which you zip through rapid-fire using the touch controls or accelerometer. For the record, A.D.D. means "Addictive Dumb Distractions." It'll run you $2.99.