It will, however, look great in your office, custom toysmith Jin Saotome's latest piece capturing Splatterhouse's Rick in all his barbaric, denim-clad glory.

A reminder: this is a one-off custom figure, not something you'll find clipped to an aisle in your local Toys R' 'Us. If you want one (or something like it), take it up with Namco Bandai's licensing department.

Custom Splatterhouse [Jin Saotome]

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