It was only a matter of time before Chunk Norris' beard realized that people were having fun on the iPhone and it wasn't involved.

Count your lucky starts CNB doesn't come for you. Instead, Norris and facial hair have teamed up with Gameloft to launch their own iPhone game: Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain.

Prepare your fingers, because you'll be taking charge of mini Chuck Norris in this game as he fights his way through the Cambodian jungle in search of prisoners of war. The game include three environments, 13 levels and, you better be sitting down, TWO Chuck Norrises.

I'm surprised Apple approve a game that can kill you by touching it, but it looks like they're going to.

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone