Rick Astley vs. the Hydra: Let the Scribblenauts Mayhem Begin

"The real reason people will waste their time on this game is too see sharks devour drowning tax collectors," writes Idoliside at Hellforge. So he set up a number of gratifying encounters to preview who would win.

Butcher vs. Pig? Easy, the pig turned into a yummy ham. Satan vs. a Priest in a Tank? Draw, actually. The priest drove the tank off without firing on the devil, who was likewise unable to kill the up-armored chaplain.

But I'm not going to tell you the results of Rick Astley vs. the Hydra. That you'll have to find out at the link.

Scribblenaut Battles! [Hellforge]