Imulsion, the glowy resource at the heart of all things Gears of War, has been canned, laced with sugar and preservatives, and put on sale in the United States for $2.99 a pop.
The drinks - of which, sadly, we have no nutritional information - are put out by Boston America, who are also the guys behind the Street Fighter energy drinks you may have seen doing the rounds.
Kotaku's Night Desk would gladly chug these down by the case in an attempt to stave off naptime, were it not for the fact we've seen what happens to those exposed to too much Imulsion, and to be honest, glowing yellow veins clash with the colour of our sneakers.
Bonus treat: check out the drink's Amazon page, which is able to sum up the Gears of War fanbase better than words could ever hope.
Gears of War [Boston America]